Floaty Boaty

Sometimes it's just better to lie and cheat and steal
You know all I wanted was a hundred foot yacht
In the Florida Keys
We would fuck on the bow
We would fuck on the bow

You have your cosmos and I have my Glenlivet
Don't forget about the Ludes in my pocket
We would take them 'til we were trembling

It was the best year of my life
I can't remember a fucking thing of it
It was the best year of my life
I can't remember a fucking thing of it
It was the best year of my life
I can't remember a fucking thing of it

What's the use in rolling the dice
If you don't expect to win sometimes?

I named her Shelby, she named her betrayal
I wasn't thrilled about it
I named her Shelby, she named her government audit
I wasn't thrilled about it

I named her Shelby, she named her felony charges
I wasn't thrilled about it

I named her Shelby, she named her "never going home"
Oh fuck she was right