Hypocrite Blues

GURU:"Don't do what I do, do what I say.
If that sounds like voodoo, well, what the hey!
I know what I mean

And my hands are clean".

"Don't do what your parents say you should
That don't wash in this here neighbourhood
Go out, raise some hell - Maybe cash as well.

Who cares if we wake up in a cell?"

DISCIPLE:
"I don't want you to get left behind
(But) I just can't make up my mind.
I won't follow anybody blind,
I'll take one step at a time
Oh, I've got no answer now
Oh, I've got no answer now".

GURU:
"You begin to bore What're you waiting for?
There are no exceptions to my law

('cept maybe me...)".