Aunty Mabel

[00:15.49] Aunty Mabel liked more than
[00:18.16] Just a drop of rum
[00:20.84] She could take a crew of sailors
[00:23.59] Each one up her bum
[00:26.29] Well she knew the street corners
[00:29.83] Of her town well
[00:32.50] But Aunty Mabel Aunty Mabel's secret
[00:36.16] Was that she was not a girl
[00:37.99] Aunty Mabel
[00:41.67] She wasn't a chick
[00:44.39] Aunty Mabel
[00:47.04] She had a ...
[00:49.70] Aunty Mabel's orifice
[00:53.31] It had been well used
[00:56.09] By a judge a judge jury and
[00:58.71] By the accused
[01:01.42] She had lost both her legs
[01:04.10] Cut off in the war
[01:07.83] So to support herself
[01:10.55] Had sailors by the score
[01:13.20] Aunty Mabel
[01:15.92] Well she wasn't a chick
[01:19.52] Aunty Mabel
[01:22.25] She had a ...
[01:26.72] Well her orifice had been well used
[01:28.56] She was well known as the
[01:30.30] Well known as the best screw around
[01:34.99] And if you're feeling horny
[01:38.55] You can give Aunty Mabel a spin
[01:43.08] Then you can leave her money in her
[01:45.79] Disabled tin
[01:48.45] Well Aunty Mabel
[01:50.24] She wasn't a chick
[01:52.94] Aunty Mabel
[01:55.64] She had a ...
[02:03.84] Well if you put your hands between
[02:10.19] My Aunty Mabel's plastic artificial thighs
[02:21.85] And you try to feel her snatch
[02:28.21] You're in for a surprise
[02:37.27] Aunty Mabel
[02:39.02] She wasn't a chick
[02:42.63] Aunty Mabel Mabel Mabel
[02:46.34] Had a dick dick dick dick dick
[02:47.26] Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
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