Bikini Babe Workout
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Picture this, we up in the Gold's Gym pumpin'
Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin'
On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
Gonna spray the whole bench press up with our sweat
But then, both of us turned to the gym door
And both of our jaws hit the gym floor
'Cause there stood the two most bodacious babes in bikinis
My heart stopped faster than Fellini's
They headed straight for us, I reached for my jimmy hats
But then they pinned us back to the bench, man, they had us trapped
Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers
Then stood up straight like two toy soldiers
Then while remaining stiff, they fell into our hands
Looked down, said, "Lift", so I turned to my man
Lift girls instead of weights? Man, this is nuts
But then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up
Then time slowed down (slowed down)
All that mattered was this moment
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
In the world of weights, the bench press is the coolest
Add two babes, now your fuckin' with the newness
A new routine that'll change your attitudeness
Your whole self-esteem will scream, "I've made improvements"
But make sure the two girls are the same sizes
'Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided
I'm a lean cut of beef, you can call me top-sided
We've seen the results for ourselves and we're delighted
A babe walked in and she wanted me to lift her
But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her
With a good bikini grip, you never risk a blister
Sweatpants slide, that's a hazard to the lifter
And when we do push-ups, they sit on our backs
And when we take a breather, we sit in their laps
But when the breather is done we bounce back to the bench
Babes stiffen then dip into our hands outstretched
And we cock back our muscles, get our fingers all clenched
Then send 'em to the heavens 'cause from heaven they sent
Then light shone down (then light shone down)
Bathing all in a moment of divinity (bathing all in a moment of divinity)
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
Now we gotta address the elephant in the room
A lot of guys to the girls be like "How you doin'?"
They wanna take advantage and have sex with the babes
Who are here for a workout and not for a date
So keep your dick in your pants and treat the babes with respect
'Cause when you peckin' at their ear, then we're not working our pecs
I guess such is the life of trailblazers
It's the bikini babe workout and we're the creators
And I will lift you up (and I will lift you up)
And you will be set free (you will be set free)
And we will be transformed
As the heavens weep
Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin'
On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
Gonna spray the whole bench press up with our sweat
But then, both of us turned to the gym door
And both of our jaws hit the gym floor
'Cause there stood the two most bodacious babes in bikinis
My heart stopped faster than Fellini's
They headed straight for us, I reached for my jimmy hats
But then they pinned us back to the bench, man, they had us trapped
Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers
Then stood up straight like two toy soldiers
Then while remaining stiff, they fell into our hands
Looked down, said, "Lift", so I turned to my man
Lift girls instead of weights? Man, this is nuts
But then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up
Then time slowed down (slowed down)
All that mattered was this moment
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
In the world of weights, the bench press is the coolest
Add two babes, now your fuckin' with the newness
A new routine that'll change your attitudeness
Your whole self-esteem will scream, "I've made improvements"
But make sure the two girls are the same sizes
'Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided
I'm a lean cut of beef, you can call me top-sided
We've seen the results for ourselves and we're delighted
A babe walked in and she wanted me to lift her
But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her
With a good bikini grip, you never risk a blister
Sweatpants slide, that's a hazard to the lifter
And when we do push-ups, they sit on our backs
And when we take a breather, we sit in their laps
But when the breather is done we bounce back to the bench
Babes stiffen then dip into our hands outstretched
And we cock back our muscles, get our fingers all clenched
Then send 'em to the heavens 'cause from heaven they sent
Then light shone down (then light shone down)
Bathing all in a moment of divinity (bathing all in a moment of divinity)
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
Now we gotta address the elephant in the room
A lot of guys to the girls be like "How you doin'?"
They wanna take advantage and have sex with the babes
Who are here for a workout and not for a date
So keep your dick in your pants and treat the babes with respect
'Cause when you peckin' at their ear, then we're not working our pecs
I guess such is the life of trailblazers
It's the bikini babe workout and we're the creators
And I will lift you up (and I will lift you up)
And you will be set free (you will be set free)
And we will be transformed
As the heavens weep
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.86] Picture this, we up in the Gold's Gym pumpin'
[00:07.65] Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin'
[00:10.43] On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
[00:12.95] Gonna spray the whole bench press up with our sweat
[00:15.54] But then, both of us turned to the gym door
[00:18.60] And both of our jaws hit the gym floor
[00:21.06] 'Cause there stood the two most bodacious babes in bikinis
[00:24.67] My heart stopped faster than Fellini's
[00:26.71] They headed straight for us, I reached for my jimmy hats
[00:29.68] But then they pinned us back to the bench, man, they had us trapped
[00:32.45] Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers
[00:34.61] Then stood up straight like two toy soldiers
[00:37.53] Then while remaining stiff, they fell into our hands
[00:40.21] Looked down, said, "Lift", so I turned to my man
[00:42.97] Lift girls instead of weights? Man, this is nuts
[00:45.59] But then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up
[00:49.39] Then time slowed down (slowed down)
[00:53.59] All that mattered was this moment
[00:59.72] Bench pressing bodacious babes
[01:02.13] In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
[01:04.88] You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
[01:07.45] 'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
[01:10.34] In the world of weights, the bench press is the coolest
[01:13.10] Add two babes, now your fuckin' with the newness
[01:15.89] A new routine that'll change your attitudeness
[01:18.52] Your whole self-esteem will scream, "I've made improvements"
[01:21.38] But make sure the two girls are the same sizes
[01:24.25] 'Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided
[01:26.82] I'm a lean cut of beef, you can call me top-sided
[01:29.41] We've seen the results for ourselves and we're delighted
[01:32.32] A babe walked in and she wanted me to lift her
[01:34.99] But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her
[01:37.57] With a good bikini grip, you never risk a blister
[01:40.65] Sweatpants slide, that's a hazard to the lifter
[01:43.25] And when we do push-ups, they sit on our backs
[01:45.82] And when we take a breather, we sit in their laps
[01:48.16] But when the breather is done we bounce back to the bench
[01:51.21] Babes stiffen then dip into our hands outstretched
[01:53.98] And we cock back our muscles, get our fingers all clenched
[01:56.57] Then send 'em to the heavens 'cause from heaven they sent
[02:00.48] Then light shone down (then light shone down)
[02:04.64] Bathing all in a moment of divinity (bathing all in a moment of divinity)
[02:10.69] Bench pressing bodacious babes
[02:12.92] In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
[02:15.85] You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
[02:18.47] 'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
[02:21.01] Now we gotta address the elephant in the room
[02:23.95] A lot of guys to the girls be like "How you doin'?"
[02:26.76] They wanna take advantage and have sex with the babes
[02:29.43] Who are here for a workout and not for a date
[02:31.79] So keep your dick in your pants and treat the babes with respect
[02:34.64] 'Cause when you peckin' at their ear, then we're not working our pecs
[02:37.29] I guess such is the life of trailblazers
[02:40.03] It's the bikini babe workout and we're the creators
[02:46.54] And I will lift you up (and I will lift you up)
[02:52.08] And you will be set free (you will be set free)
[02:57.26] And we will be transformed
[03:03.03] As the heavens weep
[03:10.33]
[00:07.65] Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin'
[00:10.43] On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
[00:12.95] Gonna spray the whole bench press up with our sweat
[00:15.54] But then, both of us turned to the gym door
[00:18.60] And both of our jaws hit the gym floor
[00:21.06] 'Cause there stood the two most bodacious babes in bikinis
[00:24.67] My heart stopped faster than Fellini's
[00:26.71] They headed straight for us, I reached for my jimmy hats
[00:29.68] But then they pinned us back to the bench, man, they had us trapped
[00:32.45] Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers
[00:34.61] Then stood up straight like two toy soldiers
[00:37.53] Then while remaining stiff, they fell into our hands
[00:40.21] Looked down, said, "Lift", so I turned to my man
[00:42.97] Lift girls instead of weights? Man, this is nuts
[00:45.59] But then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up
[00:49.39] Then time slowed down (slowed down)
[00:53.59] All that mattered was this moment
[00:59.72] Bench pressing bodacious babes
[01:02.13] In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
[01:04.88] You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
[01:07.45] 'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
[01:10.34] In the world of weights, the bench press is the coolest
[01:13.10] Add two babes, now your fuckin' with the newness
[01:15.89] A new routine that'll change your attitudeness
[01:18.52] Your whole self-esteem will scream, "I've made improvements"
[01:21.38] But make sure the two girls are the same sizes
[01:24.25] 'Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided
[01:26.82] I'm a lean cut of beef, you can call me top-sided
[01:29.41] We've seen the results for ourselves and we're delighted
[01:32.32] A babe walked in and she wanted me to lift her
[01:34.99] But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her
[01:37.57] With a good bikini grip, you never risk a blister
[01:40.65] Sweatpants slide, that's a hazard to the lifter
[01:43.25] And when we do push-ups, they sit on our backs
[01:45.82] And when we take a breather, we sit in their laps
[01:48.16] But when the breather is done we bounce back to the bench
[01:51.21] Babes stiffen then dip into our hands outstretched
[01:53.98] And we cock back our muscles, get our fingers all clenched
[01:56.57] Then send 'em to the heavens 'cause from heaven they sent
[02:00.48] Then light shone down (then light shone down)
[02:04.64] Bathing all in a moment of divinity (bathing all in a moment of divinity)
[02:10.69] Bench pressing bodacious babes
[02:12.92] In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
[02:15.85] You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
[02:18.47] 'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great
[02:21.01] Now we gotta address the elephant in the room
[02:23.95] A lot of guys to the girls be like "How you doin'?"
[02:26.76] They wanna take advantage and have sex with the babes
[02:29.43] Who are here for a workout and not for a date
[02:31.79] So keep your dick in your pants and treat the babes with respect
[02:34.64] 'Cause when you peckin' at their ear, then we're not working our pecs
[02:37.29] I guess such is the life of trailblazers
[02:40.03] It's the bikini babe workout and we're the creators
[02:46.54] And I will lift you up (and I will lift you up)
[02:52.08] And you will be set free (you will be set free)
[02:57.26] And we will be transformed
[03:03.03] As the heavens weep
[03:10.33]