Let's Bash

[00:00.02] Well, The Bash started with myself and Jose Canseco
[00:02.45] Uh, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse
[00:05.22] And, uh, we decided instead of giving a high five
[00:08.67] We would bash our forearms together
[00:09.70] Let's bash (let's bash)
[00:11.19] Let's bash (let's bash)
[00:12.25] Let's bash (let's bash)
[00:13.58] Let's bash on they ass
[00:14.89] Let's bash (let's bash)
[00:16.05] Let's bash (let's bash)
[00:17.34] Let's bash (let's bash)
[00:18.64] Let's bash on they ass
[00:20.14] Uh, just hit a three run ho-ho
[00:22.94] But if you wanna high five, that's a no-no
[00:25.48] I'm heading home, all my homies at home plate
[00:27.84] Are waiting on me, so you know I gotta do something great
[00:30.31] And that's when the arms go up
[00:32.57] Like we about to drink from a cup
[00:35.02] 'Cause we a bunch of buff dudes just flexing
[00:37.62] Acknowledging our feats via human connection
[00:40.04] Let's bash
[00:41.36] Let's monster bash
[00:42.77] Hit a tater out the stadi-er for monster cash
[00:45.19] Hit a dinger through the fucking VIP suite glass
[00:47.88] Break your fucking arm in half and then I sign the cast
[00:50.42] Get well soon
[00:51.92] Love, Jose
[00:53.48] Sorry about your arm, Walt Weiss
[00:54.98] It happens
[00:55.50] When we in Kansas city, we walk out in the parking lot
[00:57.90] Then yell, "Fuck the Royals"
[00:59.16] Start swinging and popping off
[01:00.43] We beat up their fans 'til the cops say to knock it off
[01:03.06] Down half a creatine shake and to top it off
[01:05.73] The next day on the bus, got hit with the roid rage
[01:09.65] But I played it off
[01:10.65] Said I was irritated 'cause of my booty hole rash
[01:13.49] No pain, no gain motherfucker
[01:15.17] Let's bash (let's bash)
[01:16.57] Let's bash (let's bash)
[01:17.97] Let's bash (let's bash)
[01:19.27] Let's bash on they ass
[01:20.72] I left my steroids in El Sobrante
[01:22.91] Left my steroids in El Sobrante
[01:25.65] Left my steroids in El Sobrante
[01:28.24] I got to get 'em
[01:29.28] I got-got to get 'em
[01:30.95] I might be an Athletic but I'm built like a giant
[01:33.19] And I'm wearing white socks like an angel that's flying
[01:35.62] Met a blue jay that's fucking an oriole
[01:37.58] You're royally screwed like a marlin
[01:39.43] Exposed to the oil that a pirate or a mariner
[01:42.28] Spilled out his tanker
[01:43.35] That's a cardinal sin, padre
[01:44.63] Yeah? Tell it to the ranger
[01:45.87] You feel brave little cub-cub?
[01:47.57] Try to sock me
[01:48.45] But when I'm seeing red, shit is gonna get rocky
[01:51.06] I dodge your fist, beat your blood-red red socks soggy
[01:53.76] Astrophysicist make you see stars promptly
[01:56.15] I'm more hopped up then a brewer that's hyper
[01:58.46] Sit Indian-style when I'm yankee on my tiger
[02:00.82] I'm staring at a Philly with some major league twins
[02:03.69] If you didn't know by now, I'm naming baseball teams
[02:06.13] Let's bash (let's bash)
[02:07.45] Let's monster bash
[02:08.54] Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass
[02:10.88] Hit a ding dong doodle with my bing bong bat
[02:13.63] We smack a blast then we smash your bash
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