Confessions

[00:28.02] I believe that women have the right
[00:31.39] To walk the streets at night
[00:34.66] And not be afraid for their lives
[00:38.52] And I believe a woman has the right
[00:41.93] To choose what happens to her body
[00:45.45] Without suffering the judgement
[00:48.00] Of the conservative right
[00:49.71] And I believe a woman has the right
[00:53.24] To wear the clothes she likes
[00:56.10] Without being treated like dirt
[00:59.74] And I think we men are pathetic
[01:02.02] How we seem to judge aesthehic
[01:04.67] As the measure of a woman's worth
[01:10.41] I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex
[01:14.53] For making women feel like objects
[01:21.72] Fuck I love boobs though
[01:25.13] I just really love them
[01:27.91] Fuck I love boobs though
[01:31.54] I just want to rub them
[01:34.48] They're just so jooby
[01:36.30] They make me feel groovy
[01:38.38] I would rather watch boobs than a movie
[01:41.78] Ba doop-e-do
[01:44.15] I just really love boobs
[01:54.34] I believe the people are entitled
[02:23.09] To basic human rights
[02:25.44] Whether they're rich or they're poor
[02:29.11] And I believe a world where no children are starving
[02:35.39] Is a world worth fighting for
[02:38.96] And I try to remind myself
[02:41.82] Even when I'm struggling
[02:44.72] How incredibly lucky I am
[02:48.34] And I don't think it's okay
[02:50.88] That the luxuries I crave
[02:53.64] Should come at the expense of my fellow men
[02:58.98] I'm sure I could do a little more
[03:03.24] To alleviate the suffering of the poor
[03:09.44] Fuck I love boobs though
[03:12.89] I just really love them
[03:15.99] I don't really mind if
[03:17.65] I am behind, below, or above them
[03:21.84] They're just so bubbly
[03:24.01] They make me feel lovely
[03:25.93] I would rather own boobs than a pub
[03:30.86] Ba doop-e-do
[03:33.05] I just really love boobs
[03:52.55] I believe the planet that we live in
[03:55.90] Is a living organism
[03:58.06] And we must treat her carefully
[04:01.80] I don't think we should assume
[04:03.89] We can go on consuming
[04:06.86] Her resources indefinitely
[04:11.18] The world's not a bottomless pit
[04:15.77] And we can all do our little bit
[04:31.52] Fuck I love boobs though
[04:34.42] I just really care for 'em
[04:37.27] They are equally fun
[04:38.76] When they're twenty-one
[04:40.35] Or octegenarian
[04:43.26] They're just so flappy
[04:45.11] They make me feel happy
[04:47.16] I would rather eat boobs than a bap
[04:51.98] Ba doop-e-doop de do
[04:54.46] I just really love boobs
[04:57.55] Evolutionary theory says bosoms
[04:59.63] Are buttocks like protrusions
[05:01.25] Designed to tempt men
[05:02.70] When they can't get a glimpse of your bum
[05:04.99] I find such hypotheses dumb
[05:09.74] It's like the one that says
[05:11.39] Lipstick is for making your lips look more
[05:13.73] Like the lips of a happy vagina
[05:17.89] Since they said that I can't
[05:20.31] Look my great aunt in the eye
[05:24.56] Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
[05:37.65] From the first little suck of colostrum
[05:42.46] To the grope of the nurse in the old people's hostel
[05:48.72] We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
[05:57.05] And I will always love boobs
[06:09.43] I will always love boobs
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