Relapse

Tried to be content with an ordinary life
But I feel like anything can happy tonight
It might have something to do with the bottle of booze
That I just KO'ed a quarter to noon

Relapse! Relapse with me
Whiskey is my boyfriend never cheated on me
Relapse
Relapse with me
Whiskey is my best friend and my worst enemy

Just broke it off with Jimmy Beam
But my life became a terrible dream
Got really bored and I put on a movie
Cried because I'd never marry Adrien Brody

Relapse! Relapse with me
Whiskey is my boyfriend never cheated on me
Relapse
Relapse with me
Whiskey is my best friend and my worst enemy
Relapse
Relapse

Car ran out of gas
Stubbed my big toe
Got a cat scratch
Fell asleep mid-blow
Slave to the system
Scared by sexism
Fuck it, let's relapse

Relapse! Relapse with me
Whiskey is my boyfriend never cheated on me
Relapse
Relapse with me
The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy
Relapse
Relapse
Relapse