PRAISE JE$u$

[00:00.19] I love Jesus, yes I do
[00:02.12] Sex is bad, you should go to school
[00:04.05] I'm not kissing, not until marriage
[00:06.48] And if you do, that's not cool
[00:08.85] My name's John, my brother's James
[00:11.03] My sister's Mary and my dad's insane
[00:13.33] We don't just go to church on Sunday
[00:15.58] We're out here praying, every day
[00:17.95] You think you're so cool, sinning with strippers?
[00:20.05] You're reading fanfiction, while I'm reading scripture
[00:22.57] So obsessed with a wet ass P-word
[00:24.72] Only P-word I respect is my pastor
[00:26.81] Drugs are for losers, that's what I say
[00:29.21] Only drug I do is read the bible everyday
[00:31.64] Yes I'm sex deprived, shut the fuck up
[00:33.76] Let's hop onto this chorus the god-loving way
[00:36.42] I love God, yes I do
[00:40.82] Jesus is my lord and savior
[00:45.33] Sex before marriage, that's not cool
[00:49.81] Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
[00:53.17] "Now hit it Little Panda!"
[00:55.22] Yeah
[00:55.83] I love God
[00:57.03] Uh Yeah
[00:57.88] I never touched a COD
[00:59.25] Uh Yeah
[01:00.39] Had study for a job
[01:01.34] Flawed crummy women running after me get off my bod
[01:03.99] Always talking 'bout sex
[01:06.27] Y'all be gaming but I be Apex
[01:08.78] In the eyes of the Lord
[01:10.18] Hoard, never spend what I can't afford, I'm doing chores
[01:13.21] 'Cause I'm responsible
[01:15.33] These drugs just obstacles
[01:17.58] Senseless fornication illogical
[01:19.76] And with Christ I be unstoppable
[01:22.56] And yeah, I might get bullied at school
[01:24.51] But like being dipped in sacred water, it's cool
[01:27.04] 'Cause even if they repent from ghouls
[01:28.62] They will all burn in hell for their sins
[01:31.17] I love God, yes I do
[01:35.61] Jesus is my lord and savior
[01:40.35] Sex before marriage, that's not cool
[01:44.58] Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
[01:49.33] I understand, the bible life is scary
[01:51.69] What is this, little house on the prairie?
[01:54.05] But I assure you, God is cool
[01:56.16] So I'll give you a few tips to be cool too
[01:58.31] Replace lube with holy water
[02:00.58] Replace public school with this private Christian alma mater
[02:03.17] Sustenance with communion wine
[02:05.29] Replace happiness, lets wine and dine
[02:07.41] When you say "Let's get this bread"
[02:09.60] I hope you're talking 'bout communion bread
[02:12.02] When you say "Smoke weed everyday"
[02:14.19] I hope you get locked up in prison until you rot to death
[02:16.26] 'Cause God hears our every word
[02:17.63] And if you so much as fuck up for a single second
[02:19.93] God will strike you with his almighty wrath
[02:24.75] "Now back to the beat"
[02:26.11] I love God, yes I do
[02:30.21] Jesus is my lord and savior
[02:35.04] Sex before marriage, that's not cool
[02:39.50] Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
[02:42.95] "Now hit it Little Panda!"
[02:45.12] You care about cars so much
[02:47.17] Underage drinking got you in the bars, you clutch
[02:49.21] You call it beer but I call it sludge
[02:51.33] Even Grimer would be like "Dude that's fucked"
[02:53.82] Homework is so swag
[02:55.33] When adult say swears I just gag
[02:57.41] When I was baby I my daipy just sagged
[02:59.54] I got my toosh beaten by my dad
[03:03.38] He said I looked like a thug
[03:05.20] Then he asked for my plug
[03:07.58] Didn't know what he was saying so I just shrugged
[03:09.48] Gave me a hug and then found out he planted drugs
[03:12.05] I got good whiff of that cush
[03:14.24] And as a baby my brain was mush
[03:16.59] Then God came down, shook
[03:18.44] And he said "Wow, that's some good weed man"
[03:20.31] "Wow thank you"
[03:21.19] I love God, yes I do
[03:25.25] Jesus is my lord and savior
[03:29.82] Sex before marriage, that's not cool
[03:34.32] Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
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