No Exit (The Amazing Digital Circus Song)

[00:00.94] Well, hello there
[00:02.29] It seems we have a new cast member
[00:04.60] What's that?
[00:05.68] Where are you?
[00:06.58] What is this place?
[00:07.65] Who are you?
[00:09.54] I can legally answer some of those questions
[00:12.29] It's your lucky day, friend
[00:14.04] You get to be a part of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping
[00:16.91] What are you trying to-?
[00:18.00] The headset
[00:19.36] Oh, so here's the thing
[00:21.52] So the good news first
[00:22.62] How'd you like to be a star
[00:23.84] Now forever in a show
[00:24.78] Being watched from afar
[00:25.44] A hundred eyes in the sky
[00:26.68] Now your life on a stage is a mind-bending circus
[00:28.64] A show for all ages
[00:29.54] Ha, ha
[00:30.09] Buckle up, let me give you a tour
[00:31.49] Take a ride with the pearly white entrepreneur
[00:33.25] You may need to calm down and adjust expectations
[00:35.34] Experiencing digital hallucinations
[00:37.11] My, my
[00:37.83] Welcome to a world full of wonders
[00:39.26] Where anything can happen
[00:40.05] Just imagine if you hadn't
[00:41.15] Had to happen on the virtual reality
[00:42.60] That trapped you in the-
[00:43.36] Wait what did I say
[00:44.30] Ha ha no spoilers
[00:44.99] Oh, you gotta have a name
[00:45.86] Come and spin the roulette
[00:46.78] Til we find an arrangement of consonant letters
[00:48.87] Are vowels negotiable
[00:49.72] I'll do my best
[00:50.92] Now go meet your costars
[00:51.77] Your friends for the rest of your life
[00:53.16] An electronical performer
[00:55.54] You're one of us now
[00:56.96] You're better off if you can just accept it
[01:00.71] Within the headset, you're reborn now
[01:03.36] We'll never know how
[01:04.78] The only truth is that there is no exit
[01:08.26] Say goodbye to the real world
[01:10.05] My little superstar
[01:12.13] You're the brand-new act at the carnival
[01:13.94] Just stay right where you are
[01:15.90] There's no hope of extraction
[01:17.88] Now you're the main attraction
[01:19.35] So get the show underway
[01:21.39] Singing day after day, after day
[01:24.93] The name's Caine
[01:25.58] And I'm able to tell
[01:26.71] That you're gonna have the time of your life in this realm
[01:28.46] I'm the ringmaster, showman
[01:29.65] The great puppeteer
[01:30.36] Who better to entrust with your circus career?
[01:32.12] So don't waste any time
[01:33.35] Let's have an adventure
[01:34.33] C&A is not liable in the event that you're
[01:36.42] Injured, disfigured, or otherwise wounded
[01:38.24] Not limited to but including
[01:39.60] The loss of a limb or an organ or head
[01:41.50] Really head
[01:42.11] It says head
[01:43.02] That's hilarious
[01:43.63] Anyway
[01:44.29] Now your sanity is hanging on a trivial experience
[01:45.98] Activity designed to keep your fragile mind intact
[01:47.97] The monotony is liminally minimal
[01:49.35] Additionally, try to keep it literal
[01:50.80] Don't get too abstract
[01:52.43] Got it
[01:53.34] Good
[01:54.06] Say goodbye to the real world
[01:56.09] My little superstar
[01:57.98] You're the brand-new act at the carnival
[01:59.80] Just stay right where you are
[02:01.99] There's no hope of extraction
[02:03.76] Now you're the main attraction
[02:05.24] So get the show underway
[02:07.19] Singing day after day, after day
[02:10.29] You're looking for a way out of here
[02:12.23] You're talking to the great engineer
[02:13.80] There's nothing there in the void so avoid it, my dear
[02:18.06] This door has never been opened
[02:19.90] Surrender give up hope
[02:20.87] Get the show underway
[02:22.59] Get that smile on display and obey
[02:25.84] Your soul imprisoned here forever
[02:28.10] Our leader's design
[02:29.32] You're better off if you can just forget it
[02:33.19] An unachievable endeavor
[02:35.61] To leave it behind
[02:37.12] When will you understand that there's no exit
[02:40.50] Is it starting to sink in
[02:41.83] My little possession
[02:42.65] You need to let go of this pointless obsession with exits
[02:44.70] You know what comes next
[02:45.92] It's what happened to your predecessor
[02:47.42] It's dark in the cellar
[02:48.35] Well, well
[02:49.02] Step into your new arrangement
[02:50.06] Your estrangement, from the way that you thought your life was going
[02:52.10] So be patient, no complaints
[02:53.59] You're the entertainment
[02:54.35] Smile on your face
[02:55.08] Or you'll end up in the basement
[02:56.19] The maddened abandon beyond understanding
[02:57.75] The palm of my hand
[02:58.04] You'll forever be standing and dancing
[02:59.54] And I'm not just gonna
[03:00.24] Give up my plan and comply with demand
[03:01.34] There's supply to command
[03:02.18] And a cast to expand
[03:02.94] Now I'm building my brand
[03:03.71] You're a celebrity, Diva
[03:04.87] A megastar
[03:05.62] Do you know how many dream of being right where you are?
[03:07.82] So take your adventure
[03:08.94] And when it's complete
[03:09.56] Have a digital feast
[03:10.77] You can never eat
[03:11.49] So welcome to the circus
[03:13.78] The spectacle bizarre
[03:15.32] You can try to run through a thousand doors
[03:17.32] Wait I didn't finish this part
[03:19.38] Say goodbye to the real world
[03:21.18] My little superstar
[03:23.10] You're the brand-new act at the carnival
[03:24.90] Just stay right where you are
[03:26.96] There's no hope of extraction
[03:28.93] Now you're the main attraction
[03:30.36] So get the show underway
[03:32.12] Singing day after day, after day
[03:35.45] Thank you for joining us
[03:37.05] We'll be here day, after day, after day
[03:41.28] After day, after day
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