Short Leash

Hi, and please be aware
That your dog cries and howls
And whimpers when you're not there
Around the house
Affects your neighbours and their dogs
I don't think it's very happy there

Tied on short leash
Chained to a pole, please
Tied on a short leash
Never let me down
And please consider, kind regards
Please reconsider, Ms. Kirkegarde
Please reconsider, Ms. Kirkegarde
Please reconsider, Ms. Kirkegarde

Well, I don't wanna be scared
Of the dark, I'll walk out
And leave a little shadow there
Around the block
And the suburbs are out
I don't think I can approve of this heir

Tied on short leash
Chained to a pole, please
Tied on a short leash
Gravity lets me down
And please consider, kind regards
Please reconsider, Ms. Kirkegarde
Please reconsider, Ms. Kirkegarde
Please reconsider, Ms. Kirkegarde