Inside Outside

When I say go you stay
When I say sit you stand
There must be a better way
I'm doing the best that I can

Why can't you be a good boy?
I'm only here to help you
You're causing all this turmoil
Everything's upside-down

Inside outside
You never really quite decide
You're getting on everyone's nerves
From the bottom to the top
I just wish that you would stop
It's the only way that you'll ever learn

It's dinnertime again
Someone has let you in
I hear you loud and clear
You're barking right into my ear

Why can't you be a good boy?
I'm only here to help you
You're causing all this turmoil
Everything's upside-down, yes it is

Inside outside
You never really quite decide
You're getting on everyone's nerves
From the bottom to the top
I just wish that you would stop
It's the only way that you'll ever learn

Inside outside
You never really quite decide
You're getting on everyone's nerves
From the bottom to the top
I just wish that you would stop
It's the only way that you'll ever learn