Petticoat Junction

Come and ride the little train that is
Rolling down the tracks to the junction
Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction

Lotsa curves, you bet
Even more, when you get
To the junction
(Petticoat Junction)

There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction
(Petticoat Junction)
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction
(Petticoat Junction)
And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction
(Petticoat Junction)

When they hear the dinner bell
From the Shady Rest Hotel, at the junction
Folks will walk a country mile for the chicken
Country style, at the junction
But it's easy to observe
All the pretty girls that serve at the junction
(Petticoat Junction)