Cooler When I'm Sick

"Okay, Whit, come here
Now like give me like a really bad insult"
"Hmm, alright, you smell like an asshole"
"Oh, that's funny
Well, I smell like an asshole because I'm around you
And you smell like the asshole
That makes me smell like an asshole, asshole"

Oh tonight, under these lights, I will try
I know it's gauche to have this stupid little twinkle in my eye
Oh desperation for approval
Masked as a willingness to entertain
I feel insane
I feel so lamе
And when the going gets tough
I losе all integrity
Tonight
Under these lights
And I got this stupid little twinkle in my eye
Yes I will try
For you, I will

I will try very hard
I will try very hard
I will try very hard for you
I will try very hard always

Oh, trying will remain
Criminal subliminal
Thoughts creep in my brain
If it's quiet, do an impression of Sir Michael Caine
"Some people, Master Wayne, just wanna watch the world burn
Just wanna watch the world burn"

Oh, my ex told me I'm cooler when I'm sick
And I feel so diseased
I can't help it
I wanna scream
I wanna scream
We can't crush the caveat
Can't crush the caveat
When I chew gum
I put the whole pack in my mouth at once
Or else I can't taste it
When I play with kids
I often commit too hard to the bit
And freak them the fuck out

Because I try
I try very hard for you
I try very hard always

Oh
When I was young
I talked like Tom Green for one entire year
While my parents were both in rehab
I guess I do my best
To never really deal with things that are real

My ex told me I'm cooler when I'm sick