Mister White Keys

[00:17.20] He's a friend to all the stars
[00:19.96] Made a fortune selling cars
[00:20.80] Not beyond a little sleaze
[00:23.59] He's Mister White Keys
[00:26.26] Wifey loves the tannin' booth
[00:28.08] Just a little altered truth
[00:29.87] Made America's Who's Who
[00:32.52] If he can do it so can you
[00:34.32] Sheltered in tax brackets
[00:37.17] Higher than an angel's cloud
[00:38.96] Pontificates on rackets
[00:41.64] And cheats on his wife with his pals
[00:45.26] Once he met a musician
[00:47.91] Shook his hand like a soul man
[00:49.76] Not a lot like you or me
[00:52.58] He's Mister White Keys!
[00:57.96] He climbs into Daddy's Benz
[00:59.05] And goes collecting the rents
[01:00.83] Of those welfare cheats
[01:11.84] A lot of trouble when he tries to find the beat
[01:13.60] He dances like a shovel with a couple left feet
[01:16.48] He said he'd rather own the whole damn town
[01:18.24] Than be graceful or be well-endowed (wow!)
[01:21.00] He exaggerates a bit
[01:23.73] Foot and a mouth a perfect fit
[01:25.58] He's the one who tried the cheese
[01:27.41] He's Mister White Keys
[02:18.86] I feel sorry for the guy
[02:20.65] Laughin' when I see his schtick
[02:22.46] All that poor bastard wanted
[02:25.12] Was to make it with the beautiful chicks
[02:26.95] But that don't excuse the prick!
[02:28.73] He's Mister White Keys
[02:30.52] He's Mister White Keys
[02:32.34] He's Mister White Keys
[02:35.90] Hey!
[02:37.70] He's Mister White Keys
[02:39.51] He's Mister White Keys
[02:41.33] He's Mister White Keys
[02:44.13] Hey!
[02:45.99] He's Mister White Keys
[02:48.68] He's Mister White Keys
[02:50.47] He's Mister White Keys
[02:53.15] Hey!
[02:59.40] He climbs into Daddy's Benz
[03:00.43] And goes collecting the rents
[03:02.24] Of those welfare cheats
[03:05.86]