Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson - Remastered
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โฑ๏ธ 3:01 duration
๐ ID: 11295471
๐ Lyrics
So this yellow fella's meddlin' with Peter Griffin?
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken
You're a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from!
Matt left for Futurama 'cause you're in the past, dawg!
Whoever you're talking to, he's in trouble. (Ah!)
No more beer? I'm seeing double!
And sure I'm plain 'cause I've been 'round the globe
While you'll remain the Milhouse of shows
Yeah, you're big tubby, but if I were you I wouldn't go around
Braggin' about being the poster boy for child abuse
We're tired of you!
Is there nothin' you won't put your hands on?
Here's Joe's wheelchair, you got no legs to stand on!
Thirty years, Christ! You aged like Madonna!
Such a zombie, no wonder you crap out Treehouse of Horrors
It's been long since your better days, but I'll give you fair praise
You made steps, then fell down the fuckin' staircase!
Let's talk about your family. My god, they're schmucks
When pinned against Stewie, your toddler sucks!
And your boy there makes my Chris look like he's almost average
And Lisa and Meg are... uh, y'know let's just skip that part
Here's a prediction I'll kick ya back to T. Ullman
Then home in on the chick with the wig in your kitchen
She'll giggity my donuts
Now excuse me I got a haircut at ten. (Hehehehe)
You got served though. (Hey!)
Thank you, come again!
You're not Apu, but you've sure got problems
Can't expect less from a series that Fox runs
Pretty freakin' sweet? Mmmmm, that's my flow!
Sinces the nineties, I've been rolling in... err, what's the word?
D'oh!
I thought you specialized in celebrity roasts. (Huh?)
The only cutaway you need is to a better show!
Lisa, what's the definition of Griffin?
A creature stitched from different parts
Hmm, that's pretty fitting!
Now go prepare our lunch, we have famous guests over
Tell me, where's the microwave I gotta nuke these leftovers
You can't talk about ideas running out
Replace the hound
Okay, now bring back the hound!
Need a show canned? Luckily there's a Family Guy!
Even from space I had more airtime
Woo-hoo!
And fart jokes won't cloud my legacy
I couldn't even call you Flanders 'cause you'll never be next to me
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse
'Cause chronologically's the only time you've come first
You got a nuclear family, so how'd you tan?
Was that jaundice corn dick born in the power plant?
Aaaand?
Why don't you take that time machine from your son
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It's shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again!
Smithers, release the orchestra!
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken
You're a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from!
Matt left for Futurama 'cause you're in the past, dawg!
Whoever you're talking to, he's in trouble. (Ah!)
No more beer? I'm seeing double!
And sure I'm plain 'cause I've been 'round the globe
While you'll remain the Milhouse of shows
Yeah, you're big tubby, but if I were you I wouldn't go around
Braggin' about being the poster boy for child abuse
We're tired of you!
Is there nothin' you won't put your hands on?
Here's Joe's wheelchair, you got no legs to stand on!
Thirty years, Christ! You aged like Madonna!
Such a zombie, no wonder you crap out Treehouse of Horrors
It's been long since your better days, but I'll give you fair praise
You made steps, then fell down the fuckin' staircase!
Let's talk about your family. My god, they're schmucks
When pinned against Stewie, your toddler sucks!
And your boy there makes my Chris look like he's almost average
And Lisa and Meg are... uh, y'know let's just skip that part
Here's a prediction I'll kick ya back to T. Ullman
Then home in on the chick with the wig in your kitchen
She'll giggity my donuts
Now excuse me I got a haircut at ten. (Hehehehe)
You got served though. (Hey!)
Thank you, come again!
You're not Apu, but you've sure got problems
Can't expect less from a series that Fox runs
Pretty freakin' sweet? Mmmmm, that's my flow!
Sinces the nineties, I've been rolling in... err, what's the word?
D'oh!
I thought you specialized in celebrity roasts. (Huh?)
The only cutaway you need is to a better show!
Lisa, what's the definition of Griffin?
A creature stitched from different parts
Hmm, that's pretty fitting!
Now go prepare our lunch, we have famous guests over
Tell me, where's the microwave I gotta nuke these leftovers
You can't talk about ideas running out
Replace the hound
Okay, now bring back the hound!
Need a show canned? Luckily there's a Family Guy!
Even from space I had more airtime
Woo-hoo!
And fart jokes won't cloud my legacy
I couldn't even call you Flanders 'cause you'll never be next to me
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse
'Cause chronologically's the only time you've come first
You got a nuclear family, so how'd you tan?
Was that jaundice corn dick born in the power plant?
Aaaand?
Why don't you take that time machine from your son
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It's shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again!
Smithers, release the orchestra!