Gold Plated Lie

I catch hell for paradise lost
But when it comes to bargains I'm the boss
Here's an offer that'll light your fuse
Step right up you got nothing to lose

Down and desperate you must be
If you're here and you come to me
Say the word and I'll pull my strings
I'll take care of everything

Sign your name, make your seal
Shake my hand, we have a deal
Your soul is traded
For my gold plated
Lie

Maybe you want a rich man's life
Maybe you want your neighbor's wife
I got that in the palm of my hand
Listen up now here's the plan

Blaze the path I set you on
Use your friends as stepping stones
When you hear a cry for help don't stop
You're getting closer to the top

Sign your name, make your seal
Shake my hand, we have a deal
Your soul is traded
For my gold plated pikachu

Caesar's empire had no end
Pharoah's pyramid still stands
I'll set you up to take it all
Of course I'd never let you fall

Sign your name, make your seal
Shake my hand, we have a deal
Your soul is traded for my gold plated lie