I Can't Party

[00:00.12] I saw a cute fluff ball at the coffee shop
[00:04.16] I asked, "Can I pet it?"
[00:06.37] She said, "Me, or the dog?"
[00:08.06] I said, "Whoa, quick wit"
[00:10.36] She said, "Pull up a chair
[00:12.20] I've got a thousand dad jokes
[00:14.57] I've been wanting to share"
[00:16.33] She had me in stitches
[00:19.40] Fully tickled
[00:21.07] Hotter than Portman
[00:23.15] Funnier than Rickles
[00:24.42] She said, "My friends are in town tonight
[00:26.90] And we're all going out
[00:29.15] They're Swedish and single
[00:30.71] And I'm showing them around
[00:33.07] You wanna come with?
[00:35.22] You seem cool and artsy"
[00:36.76] That's when I broke the news
[00:38.88] Honey, I, I, I
[00:42.19] I can't party
[00:46.47] I can't party
[00:51.50] Party
[00:54.63] I can't party
[00:58.01] She said, "You should really reconsider
[01:01.41] My friends, they are a blast
[01:03.58] And if you get too tired
[01:05.60] You could always crash
[01:07.65] With us in my mansion
[01:09.36] But we all share a bed
[01:11.75] And sometimes fool around
[01:13.85] After we are fed
[01:15.78] My private chef is vegan
[01:17.72] My private chef is great
[01:20.02] Name your favourite meal
[01:21.53] And she'll put it on your plate"
[01:23.38] I thought, "Wow, she's rich
[01:26.03] And clearly a smarty"
[01:27.60] But I needed to reiterate
[01:30.12] I, I, I
[01:32.93] I can't party
[01:37.28] I can't party
[01:42.57] Party
[01:45.45] I can't party
[01:49.29] (I can't party)
[01:50.83] I wish I could but you know I can't
[01:53.67] (I can't party)
[01:54.86] I wish I could but you know I can't
[01:57.75] (I can't party)
[01:59.13] I wish I could but you know I can't
[02:01.85] (I can't party)
[02:03.24] I wish I could but you know I can't
[02:05.80] (I can't party)
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[02:15.08] (Party)
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[02:18.01] (I can't party)
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