Karkalicious

[00:00.00] Four, three, two, fuck you
[00:09.77] Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
[00:13.05] Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!
[00:17.02] Karkalicious, definition: makes Terezi loco
[00:20.30] She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
[00:23.65] Dyin' just to know the flavor
[00:25.61] I ain't doin' her no favors
[00:28.17] No reasons why I tease
[00:29.31] Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
[00:31.16] I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
[00:33.19] No, I don't do kismesis
[00:34.90] And if you read any fanfics
[00:36.47] All that shit is fictitious
[00:38.50] I blow kisses (mwah!)
[00:40.43] Don't matter if we're just moirails
[00:42.41] Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
[00:45.11] (Four, three, two, fuck you)
[00:46.58] So delicious (super sweet)
[00:49.40] So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
[00:53.55] So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
[00:57.15] I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
[01:01.85] Karkalicious def
[01:03.85] Karkalicious def
[01:04.88] Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic!
[01:09.12] Karkalicious definition: makes the shippers crazy
[01:12.22] Nepeta's always squealin' cutesy pet names like Karkitty
[01:16.13] I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T
[01:19.88] And the majority of pairings had better include me
[01:23.23] I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
[01:25.20] My body stays vicious
[01:27.12] All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
[01:30.93] Zahhak's my witness (whistle)
[01:32.58] Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
[01:34.37] And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
[01:37.25] (Four, three, two, fuck you)
[01:38.59] So delicious (super sweet)
[01:41.13] So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
[01:45.57] So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
[01:49.26] I'm Karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
[01:53.95] Baby, baby, baby
[01:56.13] If you really want me
[01:58.35] Honey get some patience
[01:59.84] Maybe then you'll get a taste
[02:01.30] I'll be tasty, tasty
[02:03.46] I'll be laced with lacy
[02:05.47] It's so tasty, tasty
[02:07.01] It'll make you crazy
[02:08.58] T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty
[02:11.85] T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty
[02:16.11] D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the D
[02:20.13] To the E, to the, to the
[02:22.41] I'll just spell it out for you
[02:23.57] All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me
[02:25.69] Wanna guess the color of my blood
[02:26.99] I just wanna say it now, I ain't trying to round up any drama
[02:29.19] Little fucker, I just don't want you to know
[02:30.52] And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure
[02:32.23] Although I keep on repeating how the secret's fuckin' awesome
[02:34.28] But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
[02:36.65] Terezi says I smell
[02:38.24] Delicious (so delicious)
[02:39.50] No, I don't do kismesis
[02:41.29] And if you read any fanfics
[02:43.02] All that shit is fictitious
[02:45.48] I blow kisses (mwah!)
[02:47.25] Don't matter if we're just moirails
[02:48.82] Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
[02:53.31] Four, three, two, fuck you
[02:54.92] My body stays vicious
[02:56.49] Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
[03:00.17] Nepeta's my witness (meow!)
[03:01.35] I'll even let her first ship sail
[03:03.74] Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
[03:07.71] So delicious (Eridan, see)
[03:11.85] So delicious (you can trust me)
[03:15.10] So delicious (I'll help you be)
[03:18.78] I'm Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
[03:22.16] It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
[03:25.98] So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
[03:29.84] So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
[03:33.58] I'm Karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
[03:37.92] T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty
[03:41.55] T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty
[03:45.46] T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty
[03:48.91] T to the A to the- to the- to the- to the-
[03:52.75] To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
[03:56.35] To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
[03:59.83] To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
[04:03.68] To the D, to the E, to the-
[04:05.84] Now, wait just a motherfuckin' second
[04:08.49] Do I seriously have to spell this shit
[04:10.42] Until the very end of the song?
[04:12.54] I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original
[04:14.18] Never had access to spellcheck, I guess
[04:16.65] Because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell tasty!
[04:20.14] Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
[04:24.03] What do you mean, human rap artists are the only ones brave enough
[04:27.38] To write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!?
[04:30.15] What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
[04:33.25] He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?
[04:35.37] Fuck this shit, I quit!
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