The More I Drink

[00:01.56] He was sittin' at the bar
[00:18.53] Sippin' on a regular Coke
[00:21.56] We were drinkin' and smokin'
[00:27.12] And makin' him the butt of our jokes
[00:30.25] We all said, man what happened to you?
[00:37.35] Why can't you just have a few?
[00:40.88] He said, I would if I could
[00:44.37] But it's probably best that I don't
[00:47.36] 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
[00:53.67] Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
[00:58.86] I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
[01:04.42] Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen
[01:10.51] Now there ain't no in between
[01:15.05] 'Cause the more I drink, uuh the more I drink
[01:21.44] A couple of cold ones
[01:27.58] And somebody hands me a shot
[01:29.95] Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women
[01:36.69] Start lookin' hot
[01:38.72] And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
[01:44.18] And sweet talkin' some big brunette
[01:48.93] Yeah, once I get on a roll
[01:52.38] Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
[01:55.75] 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
[02:01.93] Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
[02:07.47] I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
[02:12.88] Yaa, if I have one I'll have thirteen
[02:18.95] Now there ain't no in between
[02:23.36] 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yep, yep
[02:33.36] Hmm, that's what I'm talking about
[02:42.85] Man, if I have one I'll have thirteen
[02:53.16] And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
[02:58.42] The more I drink, the more I drink
[03:04.19] Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink
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