Do The Standing Still

Woah-oh, well, the pony was funky
The watusi was kinda smooth
Woah-oh, well, the problem with all those old dance steps was you had to move
Woah-oh, well, I found a brand-new step
And it doesn't take anything to get this groove

And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still, hey!

Woah-oh, well, it's a sensation
Across the entire nation
Woah-oh, a hundred million kids, all dancing in suspended animation
Woah-oh, if the feeling's all right
We'll be standing still until the morning light

And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still, hey!

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
Oh, my aching head
Uh-huh!

In Fargo, six or seven kids watched the Plan in a strip-mall
Well, I thought they were bored out of their skulls
But it turns out they were having a ball, uh-huh
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Woah-oh, well, if I only knew they were doing the brand-new step everybody isn't moving to

And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still
And they're doing the standing still, hey!