Hog Calling Contest

[00:00.09] b741
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[00:23.83] Yeah, well, I'm sweating
[00:28.53] And I'm puttin' lipstick on
[00:32.17] Happy in mud
[00:35.72] I'm going the whole hog
[00:38.73] When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
[00:42.65] b741
[00:46.73] Take my gift
[00:48.20] It's made of mud
[00:50.10] A masterpiece, a work of art
[00:53.70] Take back your coin
[00:55.36] For I have no use
[00:57.36] I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud)
[01:00.63] But I'm in a puddle (I'm in a puddle)
[01:04.25] I'm casting pearls before me (I'm casting pearls)
[01:07.94] I'm on your back (I made a silk purse)
[01:10.63] I made a silk purse from my ears (from my ears)
[01:14.47] When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
[01:18.48] b741
[01:26.30] Here piggy, piggy, piggy
[01:36.25] Callin' out my battle cry
[01:39.81] Tryna find my partner in crime
[01:43.67] Tryna woo the sow in the heat
[01:46.97] Woo, pig, sooie
[01:50.87] I wanna wine and dine you
[01:52.78] I want a pearl swine
[01:54.34] Here to turn down this bacon to make you mine
[01:58.10] Help, hell freezes over
[02:01.44] When the fat lady sings 'til she's blue in the face
[02:05.21] What if the rabbit eats the king cobra?
[02:08.82] Does that mean the turtles win the race?
[02:12.44] When pigs fly (when pigs fly)
[02:16.24] I'll be on the flight (b741)
[02:19.84] We've come a long way from the sty and the farm, son
[02:23.42] I'll be flying high first class with my piggy chums
[02:26.46] When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
[02:30.59] b741
[02:41.77] I got sweat beading down my spine
[02:44.59] That's the feeling of a swine taking off
[02:48.38] This flight's gonna crash
[02:50.05] And then my hooves start to thrash
[02:51.79] And then my teeth start to gnash
[02:53.65] Until we hit the ground
[02:55.72] There ain't no mud in the sky
[02:58.02] And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight b741
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