if i were you baby id love me

I've got ten billion dollars and nothing to do
I own Central Park and California too

Chicago and Buffalo are my states
And I forgot to mention the five great lakes

So if I were you baby, I'd love me

You'll have maids and butlers
A big trust fund
A hundred caret ring that weights a ton
A yacht, airoplane, and nine special cooks
A thousand dresses, all new looks

So if I were you baby, I'd love me

Hard times and blues
I don't know what they are
My trouble is spending money and eating caviar
I don't pay income tax because that's chicken feed
When the men run short I ask them what they need

I am the worlds greatest lover that you've ever known
I'm better than Clark Cable or that guy Tyrone
You'll never find a guy like me as long as you live
'Cause when I give I really give

So if I were you baby, I'd love me