Gadzooks

Everywhere I look, I always see
People who are crazier than me

Gadzooks (Gadzooks)
Gadzooks (Gadzooks)
You're all such crazy kooks
A bunch of flaky flukes
You're giving me the spooks

Everyone's gone funny in the head
I went outside and this is what I said

I said, "Egad!" (Egad)
Egad! (Egad)
I think you've all gone mad!
Gone nuts at least a tad
It's really kind of sad

How can people so bizarre exist?
(How can people so bizarre exist?)
They should go to a psychiatrist
(They should go right now)

By Jove! (By Jove)
By Jove! (By Jove)
You've formed a crazy drove (formed a crazy drove)
And on the streets you rove!
It's something that I loave, loathe

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey)
Gorblimey! (Gorblimey)
The situation's getting slimy (Slimy)
And I am just so stymied
I can't think of a rhymie

Gee Willikers (Gee Willikers)
Gee Willikers (Gee Willikers)
You're all mentally illikers!
No, this is not a drillikers!
Okay, this is getting sillikers

Odds-bodkins (Odds-bodkins)
Odds-bodkins (Odds-bodkins)
Don't know what that means

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks)
Gadzooks! (Gadzooks)
You're all such crazy kooky kooks