Gretel

[00:01.52] Ward off great evil
[00:04.89] 'Fore I reach the front door
[00:08.33] What am I in hell for?
[00:11.55] Was I born to be tortured?
[00:15.14] Creatures, medieval
[00:18.18] Can you guide me?
[00:19.93] "Yes, of course"
[00:21.52] Fairy, goblin, unicorn
[00:24.84] Point me the way with your horn
[00:33.20] So you don't believe me
[00:35.48] Well, I'll make it easy
[00:37.67] I'll burst open the seams with you standing next to me
[00:42.92] What look like raisins
[00:44.93] Are plastered on my skin
[00:47.62] Naturally occurring monster making condition
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[01:06.41] It's not the effect of poison ivy
[01:10.39] I go hiking carefully
[01:13.61] How come they want me on TV?
[01:16.83] Am I really that much of a freak?
[01:20.48] Why ever would I come out of hiding
[01:23.75] When nobody's nice to me?
[01:26.72] How could anyone think I'm lovely
[01:30.52] When they retch at the sight of me?
[01:33.68] I'd like to get groovy, to drink a mango smoothie
[01:36.99] I'd like to watch a movie without everyone, and the sun
[01:43.70] Telling me that I look dumb
[01:46.73] Hate my buds, just because there's not enough room for us
[01:53.76] They forced me to eat ice
[01:56.96] Then I broke my teeth and cried
[02:00.29] Jekyll, Hyde, Dragon, Slime
[02:03.52] The only ones who are kind
[02:06.98] Not my fault my body's spots resemble dried apricots
[02:13.98] Beedo, Appadeebin
[02:16.86] Wish I did, but I don't believe him
[02:20.33] All I want is a quiet evening
[02:23.53] And now you're telling me my dream's not one that's worth believing in?
[02:27.04] Eedo, Appigo Appadeeben
[02:29.87] Yeah, I'm ugly, but there is a reason
[02:33.35] I came out of the oven too seasoned
[02:36.99] Sometimes there's a casserole that just isn't worth eating
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[02:56.88] I imagine self-worth and inner peace
[03:00.13] Tastes like artificial cherry
[03:03.56] No, wait, maybe more like ice cream
[03:07.20] Either way, I really could use some flavouring
[03:10.27] Come one, everybody, come one, come all
[03:13.58] The circus clown has dropped the ball
[03:17.11] "How about we give her a face full of pie?"
[03:20.47] For some reason, in return, you'd still expect a smile
[03:23.60] And, whenever you get mad
[03:27.05] I'm your walking punching bag
[03:30.44] Can your conscience handle that?
[03:33.65] It shouldn't be you, the one who's feeling bad
[03:37.27] Not with all your intact arteries
[03:41.57] I'd like to get groovy, to drink a mango smoothie
[03:45.14] I'd like to watch a movie without
[03:48.67] Everyone, and the sun telling me I'm not enough
[03:55.47] Why would I enjoy this?
[03:58.48] No, I'm not a masochist
[04:02.13] With red gloves, all you touch
[04:05.13] Certainly will get marked up
[04:08.48] I, in fact, in light of this
[04:11.76] Became your painting canvas
[04:15.12] It's me against you and dad
[04:18.77] Not afraid to punch him back
[04:22.22] Happen to want to get hurt badly?
[04:25.16] Then go ahead an try messing with me
[04:33.80] I assure you I'll split you to atoms for free
[04:40.67] Worse than that, I'll steal all the chocolate
[04:44.33] Out your dear chocolate chip cookies
[04:48.16] Purposely misplace you keys
[04:50.96] Be the reason why you sneeze
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[05:09.31] When I say green you think of cheese
[05:10.99] But in my mind, I'm picturing some fresh tangerines
[05:15.64] You take pictures, I'll fake a smile
[05:17.12] Through gritting teeth, you might surmise it's not the same
[05:20.47] But you know that I won't play your game
[05:22.82] Wasted all your day and let me get away with it
[05:29.23] If you look like me, don't go out at night
[05:32.44] To a man on edge, you could give a fright
[05:35.93] And in self-defence, he'll take out a knife
[05:39.09] Wouldn't want to cause a scene
[05:43.09] Looking like it's time for me to fly away
[05:46.39] Maybe I'll see you another day
[05:48.66] Sike, you're probably going the other way
[05:52.36] So give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay?
[05:56.33] Luckily on my diet, I don't eat meat
[05:59.74] For someone who looks like an animal, I'm rather picky!
[06:03.44] Not a monster 'cause I don't hate babies
[06:06.22] I don't skip cut-scenes
[06:07.87] Eating my own kind is against my beliefs
[06:11.18] You, though had no problem tearing life and limb from Ted and Jim, so
[06:14.60] Made of stone your evil heart must be
[06:17.94] Could be that your cup of love is filled with liquid savagery
[06:21.40] O-o-oh, yippadie dee, oh, yippadie doh, doh
[06:26.27] Went to the potluck with scones
[06:29.56] You wont take any home, I know
[06:32.57] But I suppose maybe I just want to do some baking
[06:36.37] Take it from me, looks couldn't kill, no, but they can get you disowned
[06:42.83] "We won't look at her"
[06:44.70] Is that so?
[06:45.93] Then my baked goods are no longer free for the taking
[06:49.40] Thanks for pizza, I'll take a mango, blend it up real nice and slow
[06:56.52] My dear friends, I have made it home
[06:59.33] Rewarded with time alone
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