Frost Fright

I hate fucking snow
I hate fucking cold
I hate fucking flu
I hate fucking snow

Oh god I hate that snow
It makes me want to rip my skin
Put me in hibernation let me sleep, can't stand that fucking wind
My balls are freezing, every time I take my car
Please burn that shit away I've had enough
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you!!!

I hate fucking snow
I hate fucking cold
I hate fucking flu
I hate fucking snow

Don't need to light the way for Santa's sleigh
So why's my goddamn nose so red this stupid winter day?
The songs are wrong, this really ain't a dream
A fuckin nightmare's what it is they closed the dairy queen

Snowboarding, hockey, and snowball fights
I guess I could do these if I had a life
But I don't and it's cold, where the hell is the sun?
The plow passed again damn shit fuck it I'm done

I hate fucking snow
I hate fucking cold
I hate fucking flu
I hate fucking snow