This Isn't Earth

The work week was long
My patience is gone
Body and mind turned to rust
Abort all my plans
I don't wanna go
I'll stick to all that I know and I trust

Open the fridge to grab me a can
Find out I've got nothing left
But way in the back see one oozing its old
Fuck it I'm thirsty and its cold

Time to unwind, crack open the slime
Don't need to get hammed but I must
5 hours later, wake up trembling and naked
Wtf this isn't earth

THIS ISN'T EARTH
I must have traveled to another dimension
I'm feeling out of phase, have I ascended?
THIS ISN'T EARTH
I've lost my thirst, my prayers have been answered
But wait does this mean I won't be getting plastered?

I woke up I'm fucked up, this isn't my room
These aren't my pants, and are those my shrooms?
I woke up I'm fucked up, what happened last night?
I think I'm the same but something's not right!