Yank My Doodle

Yank my doodle, it's a dandy
Yank my doodle till I die
Make that wiener shoot some fireworks
Just like the 4th of July
Yank my Yankee doodle boner
I had it since you rubbed my thigh
So yank my doodle if you please
I'm told it's not a pony
Just stick your fingers up my ass
And stroke my macaroni
My Yankee doodle is so big, baby it's a dandy
Stick that sucker in your mouth, I swear it tastes like candy
Yank my doodle, it's a dandy
Yank my doodle till I die
Lick that lizard till it's standing tall
Right through my pubic hair
If you like Yankee doodle cankers
I've got one that I can spare
So yank my doodle, till it cums, and point it towards your titties
They say that stuff is beauty queen, let's make your titties pretty
Yank my doodle, baby it's a dandy
Jerk that turk and make it squirt
And keep a kleenex handy
Yank my doodle, it's a dandy
Yank my doodle till I die