Mob of the Dead the Musical

Jesus, fuck me in the ass, Christ! I swear I killed that guy
You've been in the joint too long
Al. You've turned into a fucking pussy
... the fuck?
Apocalypse or not, things don't change a bit
We must escape this place, it's a big pile of shit
The guard was possessed, he wasn't a man
But the zombie dance party can't deter us from our plan
Step one: we gotta find the warden's key
Step two: find every plane plece
Step three: We're gonna build the plane, don't be late
Step four: Fly to the Golden Gate
We bad motherfuckers just keeping it real
OG Gangsters we're the real deal
Blastin'n our way out of Alcatraz
Blowin'n their heads off with the Blundergat
Gotta stop Brutus or he'll disable our perks
Setting up the traps and pray that they work
Mortal mobsters fighting the Mob of the Dead
1... 2... 3...
and to the 4 Hells Retriever Dropping Zombies all over the Floor
5... 6... 7...
to the 8 upgrade to the Redeemer now its starting to rape
Of every shank I've ever used the best one that I'm holding
Good for eating and it's classy. It's a spork and it's golden
Upgrade the Blundergat to an Acid Cat
Blowing them up with an acidic splat
Blowing out my brains to go to Afterlife
Shock the Voltanator
Then I jump right back to life
Call me crazy but I think this is fun
After all every gangster loves shooting a gun
We bad motherfuckers just keeping it real
OG Gangsters we're the real deal
Blasting'n our way out of Alcatraz
Blowin'n their heads off with the Blundergat
Gotta stop Brutus or he'll disable our perks
Setting up the traps and pray that they work
Mortal mobsters fighting the Mob of the Dead
We toured the bridge and collected the parts
Were ready to escape and were ready to start
Escaping this nightmare called Alcatraz
Flying off the island on the Icarus
But to our horror at the Golden Gate...
A hundred mob of zombies who were eager to eat
Seems no matter where we go there's just more...
MOB OF THE DEAD!!!
Aaauuu! Aaauuu!