Coffin Confession
๐ต 606 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:42 duration
๐ ID: 11486975
๐ Lyrics
Come out of the toilet
With your hands up
And put down that bag of crisps
Or it's curtains for you
I loved you once
But I just can't stand your politics
Take me to your boudoir
Your scented breath
Has guaranteed my return
Here, from my coffin
As I open the lid
Seeing the surprised faces of all my relatives
And their disappointment
That I shall still live to spend all of my money
And, my grandchildren
Shall inherit before my children
Who I have disowned one and all
They say
That this is merely Alzheimer's, the crankiness of age
But little do they know
It's a very calmly-planned, vindictive revenge
With your hands up
And put down that bag of crisps
Or it's curtains for you
I loved you once
But I just can't stand your politics
Take me to your boudoir
Your scented breath
Has guaranteed my return
Here, from my coffin
As I open the lid
Seeing the surprised faces of all my relatives
And their disappointment
That I shall still live to spend all of my money
And, my grandchildren
Shall inherit before my children
Who I have disowned one and all
They say
That this is merely Alzheimer's, the crankiness of age
But little do they know
It's a very calmly-planned, vindictive revenge
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.92] Come out of the toilet
[00:06.03] With your hands up
[00:09.82] And put down that bag of crisps
[00:13.21] Or it's curtains for you
[00:19.39] I loved you once
[00:21.41] But I just can't stand your politics
[00:28.53] Take me to your boudoir
[00:34.57] Your scented breath
[00:37.45] Has guaranteed my return
[00:43.12] Here, from my coffin
[00:47.52] As I open the lid
[00:50.98] Seeing the surprised faces of all my relatives
[00:56.99] And their disappointment
[01:00.60] That I shall still live to spend all of my money
[01:09.43] And, my grandchildren
[01:16.16] Shall inherit before my children
[01:18.66] Who I have disowned one and all
[01:23.09] They say
[01:25.32] That this is merely Alzheimer's, the crankiness of age
[01:30.58] But little do they know
[01:32.68] It's a very calmly-planned, vindictive revenge
[01:39.96]
[00:06.03] With your hands up
[00:09.82] And put down that bag of crisps
[00:13.21] Or it's curtains for you
[00:19.39] I loved you once
[00:21.41] But I just can't stand your politics
[00:28.53] Take me to your boudoir
[00:34.57] Your scented breath
[00:37.45] Has guaranteed my return
[00:43.12] Here, from my coffin
[00:47.52] As I open the lid
[00:50.98] Seeing the surprised faces of all my relatives
[00:56.99] And their disappointment
[01:00.60] That I shall still live to spend all of my money
[01:09.43] And, my grandchildren
[01:16.16] Shall inherit before my children
[01:18.66] Who I have disowned one and all
[01:23.09] They say
[01:25.32] That this is merely Alzheimer's, the crankiness of age
[01:30.58] But little do they know
[01:32.68] It's a very calmly-planned, vindictive revenge
[01:39.96]