I Put My Low Stat

[00:13.53] I put my low stat in charisma
[00:17.48] Got no sex appeal
[00:20.27] Thought I'd play the fighter
[00:22.65] So I could maim and kill
[00:25.59] Live like a monk
[00:26.83] 'Cause I'm no hunk
[00:29.07] Baby, what's the deal?
[00:31.66] I put my low stat in charisma
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[00:38.95] I put my low stat in my wisdom
[00:43.23] Thought I'd play the thief
[00:45.65] Got a lot of skill points
[00:48.24] They bring me no relief
[00:50.80] I failed my save
[00:52.36] Charm Person's slave
[00:54.47] Now I've come to grief
[00:56.91] I put my low stat in my wisdom
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[01:04.48] I put my low stat in can't spell it
[01:07.95] But I think it means you're smart
[01:10.61] I rolled up a barbarian
[01:13.93] He is a work of art
[01:16.32] Don't call him clown
[01:17.77] He'll hold you down
[01:19.29] And on your head he'll fart
[01:22.39] I put my low stat in can't spell it
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[01:29.89] I put my low stat in dexterity
[01:33.52] I'll play an armored priest
[01:36.13] When we all roll initiative
[01:39.28] I always have the least
[01:41.75] Can't save at all
[01:43.24] Against fireball
[01:45.20] Now I am deceased
[01:47.89] I put my low stat in dexterity
[01:55.12] I put my low stat in my strength score
[01:59.38] And I can't hit a thing
[02:01.75] I thought I might just be okay
[02:04.52] If I had magic bling
[02:07.21] No vorpal sword
[02:08.63] And god, I'm bored!
[02:10.69] Miss on every swing
[02:13.27] I put my low stat in my strength score
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[02:46.05] I put my low stat in constitution
[02:50.24] Now I'm always sad
[02:52.41] I usually go unconscious
[02:55.25] Which makes the cleric mad
[02:57.90] My blood won't clot
[02:59.48] Got mummy rot
[03:01.46] Eyesight's really bad
[03:03.98] I put my low stat in constitution
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[03:11.44] I don't know where I'll put my low stat
[03:15.58] It's only 17
[03:17.82] I wonder why the other guys
[03:20.55] Have started turning green
[03:23.36] You think they'd be
[03:24.51] So glad for me
[03:26.65] Instead they're really mean
[03:29.45] I don't know where I'll put my low stat
[03:36.73] I don't know where I'll put my low stat
[03:40.38] Think all the rolls were shit
[03:43.14] My dungeon master thinks it's fun
[03:46.09] To irk me just a bit
[03:48.62] No class will work
[03:50.34] I told the jerk
[03:52.28] You could always quit
[03:54.75] I don't know where I'll put my low stat
[04:00.33] I don't know where I'll put my low stat
[04:06.03] I don't know where
[04:07.88] I know where you can stick that low stat!
[04:09.95] I don't know where I'll put my low stat
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