Pink Berets

Ratification of the ERA
Recruiting poster beckons, "See Mandalay"
Sign the papers, shots pack ready to go
Now I'm a boy in the USO

Ballroom dancing
Propaganding
News from stateside
Free Jeep ride

I'm not a yum-yum boy like those in Zagreeb
I really go for girls in Army fatigues
Strictly professional, I'm no easy lay
I could talk about howitzers all day

Punch and movies
Noncom smoothies
Khaki sweaters
Dear Jane letters

Discussing strategy with General Jean
Arm wrestling with a lady marine
Black market nylons, baby, give me your dough
Now I'm a boy in the USO
Go

Little Chinese boys, they run to my side
Say, "Mister, how about you give me a ride?"
I smile and throw some change for the world to know
We're not cheap here in the USO

Bob Hope, groovers
Tight maneuvers
Girl G.I. craze
Pink berets