Ducktales: The Amazon With Lyrics

You are by far the wealthiest duck in Duckburg (Woo-ooh.)
I'm sure you could afford to rename it "suck-turd"
You're the one percent, you don't need adventure, stay home!
(You're prone to the unknown, but don't roam, stay home)
Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!

You really don't need any more
treasure, dude (crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy)
You're so fuckin' rich, (crazy)
Bill Gates is your bitch whenever you're in the mood, (crazy, ah)
Oh-ohhhhh—
What the fuck, Scrooge McDuck?!
What kinda quack are you on?
Outfitting your mules to go lookin' for
jewels in the Amazon sca-da-pa-do-da-do
I'm not kidding around, man.
You're too old for this
Hey, come back here!
Blood diamonds do not make you a forest ranger (woo-oo))
Those bugs and snakes you're murdering, they're endangered
You're a threat to this fragile ecosystem, go home!
(All alone in the tropic zone, pack up your stones and go home)
Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!

You'll shit your diaper climbin' up
jungle vines (crazy, crazy, crazy crazy)
I said stay away from the Himalayas or
the African mines, oh-oh (crazy, crazy, ah)
Your bank account's got large amounts but your brain's plain overdrawn
You're hallucinatin' ice cream and cake in the Amazon

I said what the fuck, Scrooge McDuck, what kinda quack are you on?
No matter how much cash you plow, you'll never turn into a swan
But you're crazy and old,
so you're gonna keep looking for gold
In the Amazon!
Well, at least it's not the moon.