2,000 Man

One, two, three, four!

Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my little window sill

But don't you know?
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With a random computer

But don't you know?
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'?
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacin' out and havin' fun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'?
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacin' out and havin' fun

But don't you know?
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know?
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Now, understand me

But don't you know?
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know?
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
Yeah, 2000