Timmy & The Lords Of The Underworld

[Mr. Garrison]
[OK children, who can tell me what year the founding fathers got together? Let's see. Oh, I know, how about the new student - Timmy.]

[Timmy]
[Timmy!]

[Mr. Garrison]
[Timmy, did you not do your homework?]

[Timmy]
[Heaaaaah!]

[Stan]
[Uh, Mr. Garrison, haven't you figured it out? Timmy's retarded.]

[Mr. Garrison]
[Don't call people names Stanley.]

Timmy
Timmy livin' a lie
Dah duoah
Ugh ah daah Timmy
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmy)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Beelzebub will rise again

Timmy livin' a lie
Pah yup pa dub dub Timmy
Yeah duh doh
Timmy
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmy)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Diophosys will rise again
Duh, Timmy break it down

([Now, Timmy, you need to work on your study skills.])
Heaaaaah
([Are you mocking me?])
Timmy
([Young man, if you don't want to be held back a grade I suggest you start cooperating.])
Doooah
([This young man definitely has Attention Deficit Disorder.])
Timmy

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Tim-my
The United States, of
Timmyyyyyyyyy

Timmy
Timmy livin' a lie
Dap pit gul hod Timmy
Huyah, daah
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmy)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
(Timmy, Timmy) Beelzebub will rise again
Timmy, Timmy

No tears