Calling On Cathleen

There's a dwarf on a skateboard on Lexington Avenue
Blue jacket striped tie
And he knows what the traffic can do
Well I'm walking down the street
In got the wind in my face
I got a lady on my mind she's in Victorian Lace
I say uh oh creativity get me through

Well I'm visiting Victoria
I'm visiting Veronica
I play her harmonica
Her piano too
I'm calling on Cathleen
She's the one who makes me jump and scream
I'm in no pain you gotta know what I mean
Calling on Cathleen
Things are not what they seem

I watch her comb her hair
I'm sitting on her big brass bed
She's talking on the telephone
I can't hear what the caller has said
But she says oh my goodness oh my my
And when the pizza boy comes she's dress in only a tie
I say uh oh creativity get me through

Well I'm visiting Victoria
I'm visiting Veronica
I play her harmonica
Her piano too
I'm calling on Cathleen
She's the one who makes me jump and scream
I'm in no pain you gotta know what I mean
Calling on Cathleen
Things are not what they seem

I watch her count her money
Getting high on hundred dollar bills
She says what's a girl to do when the mattress starts to fill
Now listen you can take it to the bank
You can eat your breakfast out
They say you can't take it with you
But the girls' got doubts
Uh oh creativity get me through

Well I'm visiting Victoria
I'm visiting Veronica
I play her harmonica
Her piano too
I'm calling on Cathleen
She's the one who makes me jump and scream
I'm in no pain you gotta know what I mean
Calling on Cathleen
Things are not what they seem

Meanwhile I was still fit