Every Extreme Is on the Same Team

Every extreme is on the same team!
Every extreme is on the same team!
Every extreme is on the same team!
Every extreme is on the same team!

The Ancaps are gonna make us some cash
The Nazis are gonna bring the fasch
The Ancoms are gonna let us get along
The Commies are gonna sing sick songs

The Monarchists will kiss their sis
The Strasserist Pacifists will protest this quick
The Nazbol fight will unite left and right
The Transhumanists will bring robo-arms to a knife fight

It's not about what separates us
Anarchists, leftists, rightists, statists
It's about what brings us together
We all want a world without centrists forever

So Pinochet is gonna make out with Stalin
Nazi Noam Chomsky is a motherfucking Stallion
I'm not really sure what anarcho-syndaclist means
But who gives a fuck? They're on our team!

Every extreme is on the same team!
Every extreme is on the same team!
Every extreme is on the same team!
Except in the way that proves horseshoe theory