Drink Problem

Same story everyday
Bottle of pills and you're well away
Got the taste just one more
Pick yourself up from the floor
Whisky makes you frisky
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy and rum makes you

Stagger home bottle in hand
Pissed as a newt can't even stand
Tell you what never again
But next day I'm just the same
Whisky makes you frisky
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy and rum makes you

Fall asleep at the bar
Had too much gone too far
Can't remember the night before
Can't feel it when you hit the door
Whisky makes you frisky
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy and rum makes you

We don't care
We're not proud
People say we're a bit too loud
Always drunk what a shame
Opening hours we're back again
Whisky makes you frisky
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy and rum makes you

We don't care
We're not proud
People say we're a bit too loud
Always drunk what a shame
Opening hours we're back again
Whisky makes you frisky
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy and rum makes you
It makes you cum
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