Failed Inventor

Built a love machine on Tuesday night
Couldn't kick it in; couldn't start it right
Electronic bits were shorting out – sparks were flying!

Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor
Got an amateur mind
Making all the breakthroughs
That money cannot find.

Thinking of a concept Thursday night
Join the hemispheres; artificial light
Power in negative; a tidal wave – Blow your mind!

Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor
Got an amateur mind
Making all the breakthroughs
That money cannot find.

Lying on my deathbed Sunday night
Scratch a mental itch, proving that I'm right
Try to telephone but forget how – I'm running out!

Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor
Got an amateur mind
Making all the breakthroughs
That money cannot find.
Well at least I tried; I'm a failed inventor
Got an amateur mind
Making all the breakthroughs
That money cannot find