Patronage

beauty you may have it on your face
but you haven't got enough grace
to be a million welcomed babe

sorry i think you're far too vain
but you haven't got enough brains
to be a person that i respect

flowery and complicated writing
is a sign of intellectual strength
no comment on all everyday happenings
is a prerequisite to be cool
oh i'd better shut my mouth

speaking french to those who don't know it
is a way to show that you're superior
let's roll our tongues without necessity
so all of the people will think we are well-educated