"Quiet On the Set"

INGMAR BERGMAN:
Actors are actors anywhere and yet what I fear is a Hollywood
Starlet not understanding my temperament on the set.

(Hear imaginary film shoot in Hollywood)

FIRST A.D.:
Quiet on the set! Unnamed Ingmar Bergman Production –
Take One

INGMAR BERGMAN:
Action... Cut! No, no, no, no, no!

FIRST A.D.:
Quiet! Unnamed Ingmar Bergman Production – Take Two

INGMAR BERGMAN:
And action... Cut.
And again. Cut. No! No!
Quiet. Action... Cut. Let me explain what I'm trying to achieve
And see if you can understand.
Let me explain what I'm trying to achieve and see if you can
Understand.