Cpt. Cone Puncher

Why is my
Mix bowl always empty
I thought that I
Had fucking picked up plenty
It looks like
I'll have to make the trip
to resupply
Another bag on tick
What! What!
Another bag on tick
What! What!
I thought you said you quit?
OHHHHH!
What! What!
Another bag on tick
OHHHHH!
What! What!
! HHHHHO

One step forward and two steps back
Bag after bag after bag after bag
It's a bit how you going
How you stole all my reefa
I'm gonna have to chuck you off the Eureka
One step forward and two steps back
Bag after bag after bag after bag
It's a bit how you going
How you stole all my reefa
Left right goodnight, put you in a sleeper

Captain cone puncher!
Captain cone puncher!
Captain cone puncher!
I'll save today, tomorrow

When it comes to putting crime to rest
I'm not the kind of guy to mess with lead
instead i'm a fan of a swift kick to the head
Just after supper, or right before bed

One step forward and two steps back
Bag after bag after bag after bag
It's a bit how you going
How you stole all my reefa
Left right goodnight, put you in a sleeper

Captain cone puncher!
Captain cone puncher!
Captain cone puncher!

Captain cone puncher!
Oh captain, captain
Cone puncher
*Guttural sound*

Captain cone puncher!
Captain cone puncher!
Captain cone puncher!
I'll save today, tomorrow