Tips for Teens

[00:00.19] I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
[00:03.32] She's 90 and you're a teen
[00:06.43] I'm trying to cheer you up
[00:09.18] Don't be so mean, don't be so mean
[00:14.65] Crash, bam, now you're looking good
[00:17.35] Tip Top, now you're feeling good
[00:20.00] Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
[00:22.79] Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
[00:26.32] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[00:29.08] The kind you don't see in magazines
[00:31.85] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[00:35.42] The kind you don't see on T.V. screens
[00:38.11] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[00:44.42] Wake up to music
[00:45.39] And say you're too sick to go to work
[00:50.77] Soon, you will lose all your zits
[00:53.45] Tight sweaters no longer fit
[00:57.04] Jetsetters will make their pitch
[00:58.81] I told you so, I told you so
[01:02.45] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[01:06.10] The kind you don't see in magazines
[01:08.88] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[01:11.56] The kind you don't see on T.V. screens
[01:15.18] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[01:20.54] Don't eat that ice cream
[01:22.38] It is vanilla
[01:23.22] Give it to me
[01:26.85] Don't eat that pastry
[01:27.76] What's in the middle
[01:29.51] Give it to me
[01:33.15] Don't eat that burger
[01:34.15] Has it got mayonnaise
[01:35.93] Give it to me
[02:03.28] Keep that mystique up
[02:04.14] And wear a "D" cup
[02:05.99] No matter what
[02:08.62] Don't eat no curry
[02:10.44] Before a very
[02:12.28] Important date
[02:15.85] Do I look so knowing and old and wise
[02:18.53] Maby it's those Dacron ties
[02:21.33] How come you keep asking me
[02:24.08] For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens
[02:27.66] Crash, bam, now you're looking good
[02:30.35] Tip Top, now you're feeling good
[02:33.98] Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
[02:36.62] Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
[02:39.31] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[02:42.91] The kind you don't see in magazines
[02:45.64] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
[02:48.36] The kind you don't see on T.V. screens
[02:52.02] Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
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