Sacred Ground of the Golden Turd (Bear McCreary remix)

Go out to that land where the trash is treasure
We don't need nothing, no points, just pleasure
It's a sacred ground where there lies that golden turd
Oh, it's the best of the worst, the kind that needs the Nerd
This shrine of shit beckons, our disdain
To hunt it, to hurt it; that's why we came
It's a final beasted boss and it must be tamed
With his pocket pouch, this is a job for the Nerd
If you want to come on out
Come on and scream and shout
This one's for the Nerd
This is his final bell
He'll offer up his great words, sharp as daggеrs
Key will be known, unlock his secrеt zones
Doc Digging for that great jackpot like a prairie dog
When the Nerd plays his game, we'll get a sweet epilogue