Full Trucker Effect

[00:39.82] I got Merle Haggard on the radio
[00:43.45] My 18 wheeler a reelin' to go
[00:46.12] Haulin' combines made by John Deere
[00:48.86] Gotta long way to go and a short time to get there
[00:52.40] Open highway, no sign of the smokey
[00:55.29] Pickin' up hitchhikers, but i'll pass all the Okies
[00:58.85] Take my showers at the Flyin' J
[01:01.58] Biscuits-n-Gravy, country breakfast buffet
[01:04.29] Call me pig pen I'm a slophog tanker
[01:07.85] Three weeks later them pigs is a stanker
[01:10.54] Slick back wack crew cut ducktail
[01:13.25] Always haulin' ass, always riding the rail
[01:15.94] Full Trucker Effect, yes yes y'all
[01:19.54] Full Trucker Effect, everybody
[01:22.28] Full Trucker Effect, c'mon c'mon
[01:24.94] Full Trucker Effect
[01:51.91] Texas panhandle to the Florida keys
[01:55.57] Country fried steak and a black eyed peas
[01:58.22] Half a cherry pie with the ala mode
[02:00.92] It's the best way to start a day hitting the road
[02:04.54] Crack of dawn and I'm already rollin
[02:07.26] Visit my cousin, drink beer, go bowlin
[02:09.97] I'm just underweight 2 ton mush melon
[02:12.69] My daddy's unemployed, he's a wife beating felon
[02:16.28] All my life I was born to be a trucker
[02:18.93] Ride with my boy Tony, he's a big motherfucker
[02:22.52] Coast to coast Idaho to Alabama
[02:25.28] I never Jackknife, i'm a mean gearjammer
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