They Tore Down the SK8 Park

You must have fallen on your head as a baby
so sad, sorry
passed out in the way of
the portal to your happy place
but you're a teenage dream on your skateboard
there's no waking Rip Van Winkle
Tony, baby, maybe you'll never wake up
They tore down the sk8 park

You were left on the step as a baby
too bad, such a pity
Why climb that mountain sober?
Have a drink and ollie over!
Cause you're a teenage dream on your skateboard
there's no waking Rip Van Winkle
Tony, baby, maybe you'll never wake up
They tore down the sk8 park

He's a mean dog you should stay away from
He's a viper waiting for his victim
Tony, you're in bad condition
Broken
Something's missing

You're a teenage dream on your skate board
there's no waking Rip Van Winkle
Tony, baby maybe you'll never wake up
They tore down the sk8 park