Asti Spumante

Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange
He is a good lad raised on the water

It's a little less tat then your council flat
It's a little less flat then your council tat
When I was younger when I was nothing at all

Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange
He is a good lad raised by a waiter

In a black bin liner in the boot of your car
Dump the leaves in Potters Bar
Your old Ford Zephyr, your old Ford Zephyr
Won't start, start, start, start, start, start

They're making martyrs, English tarmac
Why are you crying, are you a baby?

Never done nothing unless he was told
Never done nothing unless he was told
It's the best feeling in the world

Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange
Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange
Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange
Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange