Stressful Christmas
๐ต 548 characters
โฑ๏ธ 0:59 duration
๐ ID: 11600753
๐ Lyrics
I've been having a rather stressful christmas,
fixing the garden fence.
but I certainly didn't plan that
as soon as I began there'd be the folowing events!
I'd trip over a hose and land in some roses and thorns stuck in my head
and my nail gun fell and then it expelled some thorns which
then embed
in my hands and feet which quite completely nailed me to the shed
now I'm beginning to look alot like jesus,
accidentally crucified...
and if you think that this song is blasphomy,
you can kiss my f****ng ass for me!
where it's nailed up outside!
fixing the garden fence.
but I certainly didn't plan that
as soon as I began there'd be the folowing events!
I'd trip over a hose and land in some roses and thorns stuck in my head
and my nail gun fell and then it expelled some thorns which
then embed
in my hands and feet which quite completely nailed me to the shed
now I'm beginning to look alot like jesus,
accidentally crucified...
and if you think that this song is blasphomy,
you can kiss my f****ng ass for me!
where it's nailed up outside!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.89] I've been having a rather stressful christmas,
[00:06.93] fixing the garden fence.
[00:10.97] but I certainly didn't plan that
[00:14.06] as soon as I began there'd be the folowing events!
[00:19.05] I'd trip over a hose and land in some roses and thorns stuck in my head
[00:23.03] and my nail gun fell and then it expelled some thorns which
[00:27.05] then embed
[00:28.14] in my hands and feet which quite completely nailed me to the shed
[00:32.10] Now I'm beginning to look alot like Jesus,
[00:39.16] accidentally crucified...
[00:43.27] And if you think that this song is blasphomy,
[00:47.21] you can kiss my f****ng ass for me!
[00:50.28] where it's nailed up outside!
[00:55.35]
[00:06.93] fixing the garden fence.
[00:10.97] but I certainly didn't plan that
[00:14.06] as soon as I began there'd be the folowing events!
[00:19.05] I'd trip over a hose and land in some roses and thorns stuck in my head
[00:23.03] and my nail gun fell and then it expelled some thorns which
[00:27.05] then embed
[00:28.14] in my hands and feet which quite completely nailed me to the shed
[00:32.10] Now I'm beginning to look alot like Jesus,
[00:39.16] accidentally crucified...
[00:43.27] And if you think that this song is blasphomy,
[00:47.21] you can kiss my f****ng ass for me!
[00:50.28] where it's nailed up outside!
[00:55.35]