Bird of the Birds

The strangest thing happened to me
It was last night when I couldn't sleep
The little bird-pals were talking about
Their holiday experiences so loud

Who is the bird of birds in town
Singing na naa na na na na na na now
And duu du du duu du du du du all around
If my head wasn't so small I'd wear a crown

I'm 100 % sure they said:
"Hello honey, did you get laid?"
"No, but Sally and Grace did
Thou I ain't bitter, not a bit"

Little birds were talking about
Holiday experiences so loud