Foreword

- How're you doing, bro?
- Oh, okay... except I broke up with my ex last night.
- What? Why? She's kinda cute.
- That whore cheated on me with her boss!
- That's sucks, man! I've had the same shit recently...
- Damn! Screw relationships!
- You mean relationSHITS?
- Hahaha
- By the way, have you heard of SHREZZERS?
- Nope.
- I've been surfing Facebook yesterday & just came
Across 'em. Looks like these guys just released the album.
- Alright...
- You gotta check it out! They've got the sax dude and he's so epic!
- So epic? For real?
- Yeah and oh, there's the dude, who sings in Spanish... or French...
Or whatever. Anyway he's got a great voice!
The guitarists are totally sick!
The drummer screams as well as he plays! You're gonna love it!
-Dude, totally rad!
-What was that?
-Oh man, I think we stuck!
-Oh I'm fucked, dude!
I've got an important meeting in a couple of minutes!
-Duh that's sucks! Well I guess I'm good.
I was already late for my job and now I've got an official excuse.
-Well... so what are we gonna do?
I guess we'll just wait for
Mechanic to fix the elevator or something.
-Eh, well, shit... while we wait, let's check the SHREZZERS' album!
-Alright! Well, nothing else to do. Play that shit!