Team Player

[00:00.50] I'm a real team player when I wanna score
[00:04.28] I'm a real cool guy when I act like I'm bored
[00:07.66] I'm an I'm an elegant bum
[00:10.68] A loaf-ish gentleman's son
[00:13.54] I'm a dropout
[00:14.68] Such a copout
[00:15.42] Someone tell me 'Am I on?'
[00:17.25] It's ironic don't you think?
[00:20.07] The more I swim the more I tend to sink
[00:23.01] I ran up to take a leak
[00:27.05] Tripped up on my shoelace in the street
[00:30.35] And everybody around me's going off
[00:33.44] They're all married and in love
[00:35.18] (When are you going to find someone?)
[00:37.34] When I'm good and ready mum
[00:40.79] Gee you've got me feeling dumb
[00:45.42] But make no mistake I'm not a fool
[00:48.24] Just another cynical pseudointellectual
[00:52.78] There's not much more than meets the eyes
[00:56.85] But having said all that
[00:58.03] You know I can still surprise
[01:00.13] 'Cause I'm a real team player when I wanna score
[01:03.78] I'm one real cool guy when I act like I'm bored
[01:07.45] I'm a I'm a sucker for fun
[01:10.25] The lazy prodigal son
[01:12.17] I'm a dropout
[01:13.32] Such a copout
[01:14.21] Need a kick up the bum
[01:16.11] I'm a real team player ooh
[01:19.84] I'm a real team player ooh
[01:23.56] I'm a real team player ooh
[01:27.22] I'm a real team player
[01:34.92] Hey your hot until your not
[01:37.83] They all remember you until one day they forgot
[01:41.21] Call me a prophet
[01:42.97] But the iron will stay hot
[01:45.02] Boys you really gotta give it a shot ('really? OK')
[01:49.23] But don't you know the industry is fake
[01:51.93] It's full of sycophantic phonies with less money than brains
[01:56.08] They're always on display
[01:57.95] I'm feeling better today
[01:59.69] I want to eat takeaway
[02:01.44] But I still haven't got paid
[02:03.59] So I hear I need a record out
[02:06.47] There's no more chords I know to play (I've gotta tear around)
[02:08.38] There's nothing left I have to say
[02:14.19] But nothing more I want to say
[02:18.20] But I'm a real team player when I wanna score
[02:21.74] I'm a real cool guy when I act like I'm bored
[02:25.68] I'm a flat foot on the run
[02:28.36] A second favourite son
[02:30.06] I'm a dropout
[02:31.42] Such a copout
[02:32.24] Someone lock up the gun
[02:34.22] I'm a real team player ooh
[02:37.68] I'm a real team player ooh
[02:41.42] I'm a real team player ooh
[02:45.35] I'm a real team player ooh
[02:49.08] I'm a creme brulee-er ooh
[02:52.83] And a blind soothsayer ooh
[02:56.79] Mr. Rent repayer ooh
[03:00.25] Ego self-inflater (a successful failure)
[03:04.26] I'm a real team player
[03:08.01] I'm a real team player
[03:11.78] I'm a real team player
[03:14.97] See ya later alligator ooh
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